Sketches

All known LURG sketches. (479 in total)

The columns on the right indicate the availability of writer/performer information, notes, audio and scripts.

Show	Sketch
	Train Announcements
	Tarzan
	Queer Funeral
	Song: Vatican Rag
	Instabishop
	Winnie The Pooh
	Bad Communicator
	Music: Mood For A Day
	University Interview
	Transport Speech
	Money For The Mortgage
	John and Mary
	Can Can
	Train Announcements
	Transport Speech
	Katie Boyle
	War Games
	Tarzan
	Kojak-Columbo
	Sick Telegram
	Queer Funeral
	Instabishop
	Dixie
	Racialist Tours
	Blue Peter
	Script Sketch
	Winnie The Pooh
	Instrumental: Still Orchard Ground
	Bruce The Vampire
	Bad Communicator
	Money For The Mortgage
	Heathcliffe / Cathy
	News In Gibberish
	Beans (1)
	University Interview
	Beans (2)
	John and Mary
	Duck
	University Challenge
	Song: Secretary Bird
	UGM
	Whispering Vic
	Major-Minor
	Monty Python
	Headmaster
	Cup Final Preview
	Football-out-of-focus
	Athletics Interview
	Cricket Commentary
	Football Report
	Heavenly Bodies
	Bill and Ben
	Sequel to the 'Mortgage'
	Sherlock Holmes
	Incompetent Revolutionaries
	Ralph and Frances
	Instrumental: Sundew
	Bailrigg Bible
	Slice o'Pie
	Genghis Khan
	Confessional
	Language Lesson
	Violent Man
	Biggles
	Thunderbirds
	The Story So Far
	Free Tenth Unit Song
	News In Stereo
	Bank Robbers
	Student Shop
	Broad Sheep
	Sunday For 7 Days
	Small Ad-libs
	Hairdresser
	312
	Darkness
	Opportunity Knocks
	Batman
	Haemophiliac and the Bleeders
	Hooked on Books
	Road Safety
	Record Breakers
	Just The Job
	Satellite
	Jo Student
	Campus Phrasebook
	Clique Report
	Noddy
	Mad Hatter
	Finale
	Programme Preview
	When The Boat Comes In
	Religious Advertising
	Wombat Song
	Stuffed Dog
	Family
	Psychic Wrestling
	Encyclopedia Salesman
	Muscles
	Campus Monopoly
	Bovver Boys
	Minister of Abbreviations
	Muggers
	Panorama
	Bisto
	Scandal
	Soapboxes
	Campbell Bannerman song
	Explorers
	Mime
	Sunday Afternoon in Heaven
	Tennis Umpires
	Queen
	Pick Up Agency
	Invisible Man
	Disaster
	Suicide Song
	Steve's Intro
	Haemophiliac and the Bleeders
	Instabishop
	Road Safety
	Script Sketch
	News At Ten
	University Challenge
	Bailrigg Bible
	University Interview
	Police quickie
	Detectives
	Violent Man
	Clique Report
	Violent Man 2
	Heathcliffe / Cathy
	Biggles
	Campus Politicos
	Song: Secretary Bird
	Money For The Mortgage
	Blue Peter
	Soapboxes
	Campbell Bannerman song
	Cup Final Preview
	Psychic Wrestling
	Racing quickie
	Tennis Umpires
	Duck
	Headmaster
	Dog 1
	Bill and Ben
	Train Announcements
	Sherlock Holmes
	Dog 2
	Record Breakers
	Bovver Boys
	The Queen
	Cockney Couple
	Thunderbirds
	Song
	Careers
	Campus Motorway
	Misunderstanding
	Old Grey Whistle Test
	Mime
	Song
	Liverpool Interview
	Bullshitter's World
	Shakespeare
	Story So Far
	Road Safety
	Dog quickie
	Song: Secretary Bird
	Political Monopoly
	Cup Final Preview
	Tennis Umpires
	Family
	Psychic Wrestling
	Biggles
	Ralph and Frances
	Sunday Afternoon in Heaven
	Sherlock Holmes
	Train Announcements
	Beethoven
	Elvis
	Clique Report
	Bovver Boys
	Violent Man
	Song: Adam and Eve
	Lone Manger
	Thunderbirds [shorter 10-minute (!) version]
	Suicide Song
	Story So Far
	Monty Python
	Cup Final Preview
	Football-out-of-focus
	Tim's Song
	Train Announcements
	Psychic Wrestling
	Bovver Boys
	Nun's Intro
	Ill Man
	The Vomit Song
	The Machine (song)
	World War 3
	Suicidal Man
	Contradiction
	Wits My Line
	Hitch Hikers
	Abusive Man
	Adam and Eve
	Hitler's School Report
	Intellectual Man
	Song: A Student's Life For Me
	Lone Manger
	Tutorial
	Willow and Leather
	Not a Lot
	Horror Film quickie 1
	Apology
	Campus Rhyming Slang
	Med. Centre
	Horror Film quickie 2
	Unfinished Sketch
	Casanova
	War and Peace
	Horror Film quickie 3
	Song: Streets of Morecambe
	Occupation
	Doctor Who
	Intro
	Doc Jokes 1
	Money For The Mortgage
	Wizard Idiot 1
	Bill and Ben
	Doc Jokes 2
	Wizard Idiot 2
	Doc Jokes 3
	Drag Dancing
	Beanz Rhyme
	Duck + Run Around
	Ma-Na-Ma-Na
	Monty Python Mistake
	Gunfight at Lonsdale JCR
	Doctor, Doctor
	Marriage Guidance
	Viking 1 (Soc. Baz.)
	Theatre Review
	Rag
	Poems/music (Nature Ramble/Ode To Rhodesia)
	Viking 2 (Great Dane)
	Toothpaste Advert
	Viking 3 (Norse)
	Song: Lenny Lenny
	BBC Celebrations
	Dracula
	Lent Term Blues
	Prayer
	American Tourist 1
	Blood Donor
	Colour Blind Poet
	American Tourist 2
	UGM Mobilisation
	American Tourist 3
	Song: There's a Hole In My Bucket opera-style
	Sale of the Cemetry
	Middle East
	Australian Wildlife
	East End Story
	Intro
	Colour Blind Poet
	Song: Where do you go to
	Hitler's School Report
	Orangutan
	Song: Alfie Sprocket
	Heavenly Bodies
	Song: Lenny Lenny
	Nature Ramble
	Wombat Song
	Middle East
	Song: Handier Household Help
	East End Story
	Colour Blind Poet
	Middle East
	Hitler's School Report
	Orangutan
	Decadence
	Oklahoma
	Cannibal Ho-down
	Roget's Thesaurus
	Nature Ramble
	Gilbert and Sullivan Song
	Horror quickie
	Bolshoi Ballet
	Musical quickie (Plaice)
	Caveman
	World Cup Song
	Squalor
	French Song
	War and Peace
	Apology
	Australian Wildlife
	Freedom
	Language Lesson
	Worst Sketch In The World
	Keith's intro
	Public Schoolboy
	Sick Telegram
	Australian Wildlife
	News In Gibberish
	Tim's Song
	Blood Donor
	Sherlock Holmes
	Occupation
	Middle East
	Bovver Boys
	Money For The Mortgage
	Bill and Ben
	Supercali ...
	Cleaners
	Pantomime
	Introduction
	Marxist Storytime
	Barber's Shop Quartet
	Chinese Sage 1
	Campus Bar
	Chinese Sage 2
	Roll In The Grass
	Alarm Clock
	Sherlock Holmes meets Jeremy Thorpe
	Al Gordon
	Rendez-vous
	Pinter Play
	Pinter Interview
	Snurk Song
	Religious Holidays
	Avawaffle
	Parlour-vous
	Shakespeare [2]
	Caveman
	Queen [2]
	Medical Centre
	Roget's Thesaurus
	Campus Walkabout with Jesus
	Oklahoma
	Cannibal Ho-Down
	Exam Questions
	Library Handicap
	Carols and finale
	Bailrigg Mystery Play (incorporating Adam and Eve)
	Horror Quickie I
	Roll In The Grass
	Alarm Clock
	Train Announcements
	Exam Questions
	Horror Quickie II
	Larry (?)
	Dog
	Violent Man
	Snurk Song
	Intro
	Out of this World
	Vice Chancellor
	Miracle
	Spaceperson
	Grease Pit Chips and Sausage Roll
	Lost Sketch
	Scan
	Trumpet
	Fred Stead
	Eating Out
	Archaeology
	Summer Nights
	Bog Panel
	Julius Caesar
	Advert
	French Song
	Reject
	Newspaper Seller
	Wine Tasters
	Subtle Quickie
	Times Remembered
	Family Planning
	Gangsters
	Interview
	Orangutan
	High Society
	No Business In Show Business
	Introduction and Catswinging
	Bog Panel
	Ross' Song
	Roll in the Grass
	Police quickie
	Marxist Storytime
	French Song
	Violent Man
	Prayer
	Sherlock Holmes meets Jeremy Thorpe
	Miracle
	Australian Wildlife
	Bovver Boys
	Caveman Conversation
	Sherlock Holmes
	Clint 1
	Star Trek
	Paranoid 1
	Bus Stop
	Scott 1
	Throw Up On A Beautiful Woman
	Ships In The Night
	Paranoid 2
	Corn
	Clint 2
	Crumbs
	Scott 2
	Poor Devil
	Paranoid 3
	John and Liz
	Lord of the Manor
	Clint 3
	Morning Time Blues
	Dracula [2]
	Good Samaritan
	Trafalgar
	Phone
	Scott 3
	Celtic quickie
	Evangelical
	Clint 4
	Nothing Like a Brain
	Critics
	Audition
	King Arthur 1
	Vision On
	Drug Squad
	Bebopalula 1
	Hospital quickie
	Morning After
	King Arthur 2
	Bebopalula 2
	York Is East
	Paranoid 4
	Psychiatrist
	Bebopalula 3
	King Arthur 3
	It's The Thought That Counts
	Bebopalula 4
	Caesar
	King Arthur 4
	Queens Keys
	Paranoid 5
	Jackal quickie
	Cathy and Clare
	Alchohol quickie
	Shepherd
	Clint 5
	Story So Far (new version)
	Trumpet
	Roget's Thesaurus
	Soapboxes
	Campbell Bannerman song
	Miracle
	Puritan Mealtime
	Celtic quickie
	Middle East
	Feminists
	Sherlock Holmes meets Jeremy Thorpe
	Jane and Tarzan
	Shakespeare [2]
	Nelly of Aquitaine
	Beer Gut Song
	Campus Monopoly
	Bovver Boys
	Nature Ramble
	Cossacks
	The Job (Tennis)
	War and Peace
	French Song
	Newspaper Seller
	Cathy and Clare
	Biggles
	UGM
	Finale

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