Sketches

All known LURG sketches. (479 in total)

The columns on the right indicate the availability of writer/performer information, notes, audio and scripts.

ShowSketch
Train Announcements
Tarzan
Queer Funeral
Song: Vatican Rag
Instabishop
Winnie The Pooh
Bad Communicator
Music: Mood For A Day
University Interview
Transport Speech
Money For The Mortgage
John and Mary
Can Can
Train Announcements
Transport Speech
Katie Boyle
War Games
Tarzan
Kojak-Columbo
Sick Telegram
Queer Funeral
Instabishop
Dixie
Racialist Tours
Blue Peter
Script Sketch
Winnie The Pooh
Instrumental: Still Orchard Ground
Bruce The Vampire
Bad Communicator
Money For The Mortgage
Heathcliffe / Cathy
News In Gibberish
Beans (1)
University Interview
Beans (2)
John and Mary
Duck
University Challenge
Song: Secretary Bird
UGM
Whispering Vic
Major-Minor
Monty Python
Headmaster
Cup Final Preview
Football-out-of-focus
Athletics Interview
Cricket Commentary
Football Report
Heavenly Bodies
Bill and Ben
Sequel to the 'Mortgage'
Sherlock Holmes
Incompetent Revolutionaries
Ralph and Frances
Instrumental: Sundew
Bailrigg Bible
Slice o'Pie
Genghis Khan
Confessional
Language Lesson
Violent Man
Biggles
Thunderbirds
The Story So Far
Free Tenth Unit Song
News In Stereo
Bank Robbers
Student Shop
Broad Sheep
Sunday For 7 Days
Small Ad-libs
Hairdresser
312
Darkness
Opportunity Knocks
Batman
Haemophiliac and the Bleeders
Hooked on Books
Road Safety
Record Breakers
Just The Job
Satellite
Jo Student
Campus Phrasebook
Clique Report
Noddy
Mad Hatter
Finale
Programme Preview
When The Boat Comes In
Religious Advertising
Wombat Song
Stuffed Dog
Family
Psychic Wrestling
Encyclopedia Salesman
Muscles
Campus Monopoly
Bovver Boys
Minister of Abbreviations
Muggers
Panorama
Bisto
Scandal
Soapboxes
Campbell Bannerman song
Explorers
Mime
Sunday Afternoon in Heaven
Tennis Umpires
Queen
Pick Up Agency
Invisible Man
Disaster
Suicide Song
Steve's Intro
Haemophiliac and the Bleeders
Instabishop
Road Safety
Script Sketch
News At Ten
University Challenge
Bailrigg Bible
University Interview
Police quickie
Detectives
Violent Man
Clique Report
Violent Man 2
Heathcliffe / Cathy
Biggles
Campus Politicos
Song: Secretary Bird
Money For The Mortgage
Blue Peter
Soapboxes
Campbell Bannerman song
Cup Final Preview
Psychic Wrestling
Racing quickie
Tennis Umpires
Duck
Headmaster
Dog 1
Bill and Ben
Train Announcements
Sherlock Holmes
Dog 2
Record Breakers
Bovver Boys
The Queen
Cockney Couple
Thunderbirds
Song
Careers
Campus Motorway
Misunderstanding
Old Grey Whistle Test
Mime
Song
Liverpool Interview
Bullshitter's World
Shakespeare
Story So Far
Road Safety
Dog quickie
Song: Secretary Bird
Political Monopoly
Cup Final Preview
Tennis Umpires
Family
Psychic Wrestling
Biggles
Ralph and Frances
Sunday Afternoon in Heaven
Sherlock Holmes
Train Announcements
Beethoven
Elvis
Clique Report
Bovver Boys
Violent Man
Song: Adam and Eve
Lone Manger
Thunderbirds [shorter 10-minute (!) version]
Suicide Song
Story So Far
Monty Python
Cup Final Preview
Football-out-of-focus
Tim's Song
Train Announcements
Psychic Wrestling
Bovver Boys
Nun's Intro
Ill Man
The Vomit Song
The Machine (song)
World War 3
Suicidal Man
Contradiction
Wits My Line
Hitch Hikers
Abusive Man
Adam and Eve
Hitler's School Report
Intellectual Man
Song: A Student's Life For Me
Lone Manger
Tutorial
Willow and Leather
Not a Lot
Horror Film quickie 1
Apology
Campus Rhyming Slang
Med. Centre
Horror Film quickie 2
Unfinished Sketch
Casanova
War and Peace
Horror Film quickie 3
Song: Streets of Morecambe
Occupation
Doctor Who
Intro
Doc Jokes 1
Money For The Mortgage
Wizard Idiot 1
Bill and Ben
Doc Jokes 2
Wizard Idiot 2
Doc Jokes 3
Drag Dancing
Beanz Rhyme
Duck + Run Around
Ma-Na-Ma-Na
Monty Python Mistake
Gunfight at Lonsdale JCR
Doctor, Doctor
Marriage Guidance
Viking 1 (Soc. Baz.)
Theatre Review
Rag
Poems/music (Nature Ramble/Ode To Rhodesia)
Viking 2 (Great Dane)
Toothpaste Advert
Viking 3 (Norse)
Song: Lenny Lenny
BBC Celebrations
Dracula
Lent Term Blues
Prayer
American Tourist 1
Blood Donor
Colour Blind Poet
American Tourist 2
UGM Mobilisation
American Tourist 3
Song: There's a Hole In My Bucket opera-style
Sale of the Cemetry
Middle East
Australian Wildlife
East End Story
Intro
Colour Blind Poet
Song: Where do you go to
Hitler's School Report
Orangutan
Song: Alfie Sprocket
Heavenly Bodies
Song: Lenny Lenny
Nature Ramble
Wombat Song
Middle East
Song: Handier Household Help
East End Story
Colour Blind Poet
Middle East
Hitler's School Report
Orangutan
Decadence
Oklahoma
Cannibal Ho-down
Roget's Thesaurus
Nature Ramble
Gilbert and Sullivan Song
Horror quickie
Bolshoi Ballet
Musical quickie (Plaice)
Caveman
World Cup Song
Squalor
French Song
War and Peace
Apology
Australian Wildlife
Freedom
Language Lesson
Worst Sketch In The World
Keith' intro
Public Schoolboy
Sick Telegram
Australian Wildlife
News In Gibberish
Tim's Song
Blood Donor
Sherlock Holmes
Occupation
Middle East
Bovver Boys
Money For The Mortgage
Bill and Ben
Supercali ...
Cleaners
Pantomime
Introduction
Marxist Storytime
Barber's Shop Quartet
Chinese Sage 1
Campus Bar
Chinese Sage 2
Roll In The Grass
Alarm Clock
Sherlock Holmes meets Jeremy Thorpe
Al Gordon
Rendez-vous
Pinter Play
Pinter Interview
Snurk Song
Religious Holidays
Avawaffle
Parlour-vous
Shakespeare [2]
Caveman
Queen [2]
Medical Centre
Roget's Thesaurus
Campus Walkabout with Jesus
Oklahoma
Cannibal Ho-Down
Exam Questions
Library Handicap
Carols and finale
Bailrigg Mystery Play (incorporating Adam and Eve)
Horror Quickie I
Roll In The Grass
Alarm Clock
Train Announcements
Exam Questions
Horror Quickie II
Larry (?)
Dog
Violent Man
Snurk Song
Intro
Out of this World
Vice Chancellor
Miracle
Spaceperson
Grease Pit Chips and Sausage Roll
Lost Sketch
Scan
Trumpet
Fred Stead
Eating Out
Archaeology
Summer Nights
Bog Panel
Julius Caesar
Advert
French Song
Reject
Newspaper Seller
Wine Tasters
Subtle Quickie
Times Remembered
Family Planning
Gangsters
Interview
Orangutan
High Society
No Business In Show Business
Introduction and Catswinging
Bog Panel
Ross' Song
Roll in the Grass
Police quickie
Marxist Storytime
French Song
Violent Man
Prayer
Sherlock Holmes meets Jeremy Thorpe
Miracle
Australian Wildlife
Bovver Boys
Caveman Conversation
Sherlock Holmes
Clint 1
Star Trek
Paranoid 1
Bus Stop
Scott 1
Throw Up On A Beautiful Woman
Ships In The Night
Paranoid 2
Corn
Clint 2
Crumbs
Scott 2
Poor Devil
Paranoid 3
John and Liz
Lord of the Manor
Clint 3
Morning Time Blues
Dracula [2]
Good Samaritan
Trafalgar
Phone
Scott 3
Celtic quickie
Evangelical
Clint 4
Nothing Like a Brain
Critics
Audition
King Arthur 1
Vision On
Drug Squad
Bebopalula 1
Hospital quickie
Morning After
King Arthur 2
Bebopalula 2
York Is East
Paranoid 4
Psychiatrist
Bebopalula 3
King Arthur 3
It's The Thought That Counts
Bebopalula 4
Caesar
King Arthur 4
Queens Keys
Paranoid 5
Jackal quickie
Cathy and Clare
Alchohol quickie
Shepherd
Clint 5
Story So Far (new version)
Trumpet
Roget's Thesaurus
Soapboxes
Campbell Bannerman song
Miracle
Puritan Mealtime
Celtic quickie
Middle East
Feminists
Sherlock Holmes meets Jeremy Thorpe
Jane and Tarzan
Shakespeare [2]
Nelly of Aquitaine
Beer Gut Song
Campus Monopoly
Bovver Boys
Nature Ramble
Cossacks
The Job (Tennis)
War and Peace
French Song
Newspaper Seller
Cathy and Clare
Biggles
UGM
Finale

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